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080720 1 Night 2 Days |
Opening
The guys are preparing for their opening.
PD: There's been a new PD allocated for our 1N2D team!
Enter skinny guy new PD.
PD: I'm still new, so I don't even know my way around KBS yet..
EJW: What PD is this! Its your house, house! (think he's referring to how KBS should be a PD's house and yet the newbie doesn't even know his way around.)
Flash forward to their 'fight scene' to come. The poor newbie is in for a shock!
(be back to fill this part in. video is not loading properly for some reason)
Opening by KHD as usual. They talked a little about their Baekdusan trip. Apparently EJW had the runs while in China.
EJW: Half the toilet roll disappeared in one day! (referring to how bad his runs were) I got angry suddenly, so I called up the main writer.
Apparently the main writer had the runs too, haha.
KHD: Finally on 1N2D, we are going to have some flexibility.
EJW: What kind of flexibility are we going to have?
KHD: They (the PDs?) know we've been through a lot of hardships..
MCM: Ah, it was really tiring..
KHD: For our trip this time, everyone, for our trip we are going on a vacation (as in a real holiday)!
MCM: Wow! A vacation?
LSGuen, KimC: So we are going to get to eat watermelons and stuff and also sleep? (I'm not too sure what they said here)
LSG: Really?
EJW: Why do I not feel happy, but really uneasy?
LSGuen: Exactly~
KHD whips out this scroll, which he promptly opens the wrong way
MCM: I feel so worried!
KHD: One, two, three! A 4 member family will get 20,000won to go on a 1 night 2 days holiday!
They explain the rationale behind the plan. Most families in korea have 4 members, and since its summer, most people would be going on holiday. So they've planned for it to work like any normal family, with 20,000won, which would be the typical expenditure.
KHD: So now we are going to do a simoolation (he pronounces this wrongly) on 1night 2 days as a four member family.
LSG: SIMULATION!! Not simoolation!
So KHD explains what they will do on the trip, and the the obvious question of who gets to go on the trip pops up.
LSG: But which four of us are going to get to go on the trip?
LSGuen: But we are a family of 6?
Someone complains in the background that he's hungry. Its either MCM or EJW. LOL!
LSG: Ah, four of us are going and so two of us are going to get left out?
LSGuen: Ah, what else would it be? (referring to how annoying the PDs are for cooking up this scheme, HAHA!)
LSG: Then what happens to the two people who get left behind? (Ahh, seung gi yah, its YOU who's gonna get left behind, smart qn to ask! HAHA)
PD: We are not leaving two of the members out... its that most Korean families have 4 members, so we have to do a simulation with 4 members here.
LSG: So we'll have four of us and the other two get dropped out and go home? (notice he stresses on the words drop out, haha)
PD: What's this talk about dropping out, its not really dropping out..
LSG: But it IS dropping (two of them) out!
KimC: No, but how are the two going to get there then...
Everyone starts making a fuss that two of them are going to get left out.
MCM: (When we go on a holiday) The puppy also gets to go! (meaning even pets get to go, so its not really a 4 member thing, LOL) I can be the puppy...
EJW: I really think we should do this quickly (and get over and done with it)
So they start discussing who to go where.
LSGuen: I'll go to the car now.. I'm the driver ain't I!
EJW: I'm DEFINITELY part of the family this time.
LSG: NO! There's no reason for this!
EJW: Look here. What is a family? Isn't it parents and their kids? Right?
KHD: Right.
EJW: I'm the KID! (he says 자식 here, which can mean kid (children) or rascal/fellow) Son!
LSG: I'm also the son of the house!
KHD: Really, this rascal (자식) is hilarious... (haha!)
So its decided that the ones who get left behind will have to get a part time job to earn money and find their way to the destination the 'family' is headed to. And KHD decides to pick the two outcasts by nominations. Captions [the scary nomination time!]
KHD: All right, now we have to nominate and pick out the two people.
LSG feels uneasy about it and immediately protests.
LSG: Wait a minute, let's not do it by nominating!
MCM is also apprehensive and the two of them keep protesting. Captions [Uneasiness]
KHD: I nominate Lee Seung Gi!
LSG protests!
KHD: MCM is popular too, but your popularity is really much higher! Look, you are really popular. So (LSG) has no money. Even though he has no money, he'll be able to get around by hitch hiking!
KHD figures that even without money, LSG would be able to find someway, somehow
LSGuen: Its Lee Seung Gi!
HAHA, LSGuen was so happy. 2 seconds later he'd be in the same boat with LSG!
KHD: At the same time we need another person out. So I nominate LSGuen at the same time!
LSGuen complains.
KHD: EJW is the kid. So tanyway I look more like a dad, and you don't look like a mom anyway. So for this family you are obviously out!
LSGuen: No wait, how about KimC hyungnim?
KHD: He's the MOM! I vote LSGuen!
LSGuen: I vote Kang Ho Dong! Right, Seung Gi?
LSG: No, if he (KHD) goes, it will cost a lot of fuel! (???)
KHD: I don't think so!
EJW: I thought that was chinese! (referring to how KHD's pronunciation is really bad) I ond't think so! I don't think so!
HAHA! LSGuen starts giving his reason why he thinks KHD should be the one taken out, and KHD starts bullying him, kicking and stepping on him. Obviously someone has to give way here, and its not gonna be our KHD. And that's settled. The teams are formed.
LSG and LSguen ask KHD to give them some money, but he refuses obviously.
LSGuen: Give us some money. You have 20,000 won, just give us 10,00 won!
LSG: Honestly, since we are going alone, you should give us some money!
LSGuen: Just give us 10,00 won now..
KHD gives the incredulous face.
KHD: Ah.. Its really my first time seeing them.. who are these people?
Captions [who are they?]
LSGuen: No, just give us 10,000won..
KHD: Its our first time meeting, why do you KEEp asking me for money!? This is ridiculous.. (he walks off)
LSG: Hyung! HYUNG!!!
LSG tries MCM.
LSG: Excuse me!
[trying again to beg for 20,000won]
LSGuen: Just give us the 20,000 won, really...
MCM: I have no power! (I have no say in this)
KHD: Yah! I just got an idea.
LSG: What?
KHD: Look, you and Seung Gi, you guys have no money now. So just go on a live radio show and do a performance to earn some money!
KimC: Yah, that's a really good idea!
So KHD and family set off.
MCM: I'm daddy's daughter! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!~~) YOu gave birth to me like that, daddy! (OMG! LOL!)
KHD: Shall we go eat a bowl of cold noodles? We should get something to eat before we set off..
The rest laugh at him. KimC starts saying something, to which the captions refers to KimC as [he's the mommy]
EJW: Daddy, then I want to eat a hamburger! Daddy, I want a hamburger! (to KimC) MOMMY!!!
... ... They have nothing to say to this.
Back at KBS, LSG and LSGuen are on the steps. LSG is so funny when sitting at the steps with LSGuen.
LSG: I wish we could earn ALL the money! Everything would follow after that!
You can see he's getting frustrated.
LSG: I have bring along these clothes myself too? The staff are not coming along? My manager is not coming along too??
Ooh, that incredulous expression. Such a cutie!
LSG: Hyung do you have anything we can pawn?
LSGuen: I have nothing! Ring..
LSG: The ring! Ah this!
LSGuen: No we can't! Not this!
LSG: You'll be able to find it back later anyway..
LSGuen: No, we can't, not my ring..
[and now]
[the flippers make their appearance!]
LSGuen: This is interesting.
LSG: Let's try the radio (performance) once now! If that doesn't work out... (he stares at LSGuen's wedding ring)
They decide to try out the radio station. But they are denied access by the guy because they have no prior appointment. So they get to the office and start scribbling furiously.
LSGuen: Oh, just get rid of those flippers of yours will you!
They head over to the recording room where the PD is. We find out whats' written on their paper.
[Hong Jin Kyung ROCKS!]
[Please give us a gig!] ---> a live performance chance so that they can earn money.
PD gives the green light and the two boys enter the room. LSG asks if they can have a job appearing live on radio. PD asks why didn't they at least call in advance. LSGuen wriggles his way out of responsibility saying its not him (who came out with the idea). PD says he thought the 1N2D team members are always too busy to appear (on radio)? They do some explaining and PD asks them to hold on. Meanwhile DJ sees them and goes "I'M GOING MAD!" PD requests that they pull in the listener ratings, and asks if they've prepared any live performances, which stumps LSG for a moment. DJ at the same time goes "We have in our studio now, Lee Su Guen and.. who's that?" LSG smiles sheepishly hearing that. Captions go [Seung Gi's day of ordeals] PD continues "And Lee Seung Gi have arrived. Ah, why have they come? Let's find out."
And that's it! They got on the show And LSGuen requests for someone to call KHD and inform him.
LSGuen: HI!!!! Hong Jin Kyung ROCKS! Hong Jin Kyung ROCKS!
DJ: Why are the two of you here?
LSG: Ah, really this is..! We are on now aren't we? Live radio show!
DJ: Yes, so let's start (an introduction) with Lee Seung Gi!
LSG: Ah, dear viewers of *radio programme name*, AH, dear listeners! I'm really really sorry for the sudden introduction..
Meanwhile the family on the car tune in.
(I have no idea what programme it is)
Impromptu radio part time job
LSGuen: If we talk about the situation now that we are in, Kang Ho Dong is a BAD GUY! While he's comfortable there, me and Seung Gi are having (a tough time), he just left us behind!
DJ: But today 1N2D is setting off..
LSGuen: yes, when setting off, do you know who is the driver?
DJ: Lee Su Guen
LSGuen: Exactly. But they went without me..
MCM: I'm the driver here!
And the DJ continues chatting with them on the day's 1N2D filming.
[radio live broadcasting in progress]
DJ: Hahaha.. oh but you won't get paid for your (radio) appearance! If you don't sing a song, you're not considered to have appeared (on the radio show)!
MCM: Wah.. she's great..
DJ: Alright, so please prepare yourselves (in that corner). Let's give them a round of applause!
LSGuen: I'll be giving my members some messages during the song! Dear listeners, I love you!
LSG: Yes, really love you guys!
Our odd couple starts singing. Mujogon!!~ And the awesome lyrics begin.
LSGuen: Kang Ho Dong you shouldn't do that! (haha, shouldn't leave them behind! but its funnier because they did!) Ho Dong you shouldn't do that!
EJW: ! Listen to that! He said "Kang Ho Dong you shouldn't do that" just now!
KHD: ...
LSGuen: JJa jja ra jja ra jja ra EUN JI WON!
[this time its me?]
Continue with the song (do check out the lyrics to the song, LSGuen totally changed it SOOO well!)
LSGuen: .... Remove Ho Dong and I like everything else~! (HAHAHA!!~)
KHD: !
LSGuen: .... MONGI DRIVE WITH YOUR EYES STRAIGHT AHEAD! (it actually means drive carefully) ... MONGI YAH~~ .... KIMC HYUNG you shouldn't be like that!
KimC: Me what?
Everyone is staring at the family of 4 in the car! LOL, I can imagine just how funny the entire thing was on radio and all. Man, I love their spontaneous madness on the show!
LSGuen: ... Let their tires punture! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OMGOMGOMG!!~) ... Since we are appearing on radio, give us our pay, GIVE US OUR PAY!!!
DJ [I'm going crazy!]
LSG: ... Let their tyres puncture! JJa jja ra jja ra jja ra jjan jjan jjan!
Oh my goodness. The two silly boys!
DJ: Wah.. there's a big commotion/confusion on the bulletin boards now for the listeners (i think she's referring to those online bulletins where the radio listeners can also post stuff). There's a commotion! Honestly, this time the radio listeners have ranked you first.
LSG+LSGuen: Wahhhh!!~~~ (LSGuen starts chanting) Move backward, KANG HO DONG!
DJ: We can connect to KHD on the phone now!
LSG, LSGuen: Oh really?
KHD: Let's shout together.. 1N~2D!
The DJ and KHD start chatting and the DJ mentions how LSGuen has been airing his unhappiness towards KHD during the song.
LSGuen: When did i ever?
KHD: I HEARD IT ALL!! Yes, so we need to fix his habit of saying things behind our backs! (HAHAHA!!)
And they continue talking for a while, and KHD hangs up. The DJ continues talking about being surprised at KHD's 7 years of sirreum (to which MCM was like, isn't it 6 years? LOL) and how KHD has a type of charisma as an MC, which obviously made KHD really happy.
LSGuen: He's the strongest guy not without a reason! He's a respectable person!
[suddenly concerned for his own benefit, Su Guen?] ---> haha! yea, he was obviously trying to get into KHD's good books here, hahaha!
LSGuen: If a junior has any shortcomings, he will keep on pointing it out again and again! (HAHAHA!!)
DJ: Well, as a parting, introduce yourself to the listeners with 'chinese'!
KHD: Using chinese, HAHAHA!!
LSGuen: (in his phony chinese) Thank you to all the listeners who love HongJinGong's programme! We hope you will tune in often in future. Everybody, together, 1NIGHT, 2DAYS!!
EJW: Oh Su Guen hyung, fighting!! Lee Su Guen is the best!
And so the programme ends with (my favourite!) Let's go on a vacation. Love them so much, they're so funny!
LSGuen: Will we get money? (what a one track mind!)
LSG: I'm sorry.. I'm so sorry (for the sudden interruption)
And LSG picks up his flippers again, LOL!! KHD starts lip syncing, and MCM motions behind him that he's crazy For their effort, LSG and LSGuen get 30,000 won each, which excites LSG a lot, and he keeps bowing and saying thanks (what a cute polite boy!).
PD: What are you going to take later then?
LSG: With this we can take the KTX! (its an express train )
The two boys greet everyone again and go on their way again.
The wierd family
EJW: I'm hungry!~
KHD: Jiwon, you want to eat between meals?
EJW: I want soft ice cream!! (I'm assuming he wants soft serve here, lol)
KHD: But you can't eat it now, we should be frugal with our money...
KimC and KHD try to persuade EJW that he shouldn't be eating at this point of time, when MCM the daughter suddenly butts in and TOTALLY ruins the mood, LOL!!
MCM: Daddy, buy me a miniskirt!
KHD: ...
KimC: ...
EJW: ...
MCM: ...
the other family members have nothing to say.. LOL!! After this, they start plotting against the new PD, cooking up their elaborate hidden camera plot. Meanwhile..
After radio performance
LSGuen: Oh my god, just put that away! (referring to the flippers, LOL) Why do you KEEP carrying it?
On the phone
LSGuen: (passing the phone to LSG) I called 114..
LSG: Ah, hello! Is this 114?
[HUH-DANG APPEARS] ---> i LOVEEEEE the editors sense of humour!!
LSG: I want to know about information on the trains arrival and departure and prices for Seoul station, I was wondering if you have the information or what number should I call?
LSGuen: We can just go and ask about that at the Seoul subway station! Ah, I really don't know what to do with you.. We can just check at the Seoul station, why call 114?
LSG: There's a number for Seoul station? (What??!! My dear boy, what are you asking??!!)
LSGuen falls down laughing. Captions [Whats this / He's not even Kim Jong Min's junior...] ---> meaning LSG is even worse (more blur) than KJM! LOL!!
LSGuen: What, then are people in Seoul station supposed to use telegraphs then?
LSG: No.. Is there a phone number for Seoul station? (OMG, my dear boy, what else would people working in the seoul station use to contact others? OF COURSE there's phones and phone numbers for the station!!)
So they call the station and a lady picks up.
LSG: Oh, hello! We want to go to Changsoo from Seoul station..
Lady: If you are going to Changsoo, you can take the subway from yeongdongpo station to namwon station, then take a bus to Changsoo.
LSGuen: What time does the train run?
LSG: We're asking so many questions... Is it really ok? (oh my god. that's what the hotline is for boy!!)
LSGuen: They are SUPPOSED to guide you through your many questions!!
The lady tells them it will cost them 20,100 won for the train tickets. Then our Seung Gi goes on a sorry roll. The boy is just so polite! He kept apologising to the lady when asking questions, and he has so many ways of putting it across (which doesn't exactly apply in english since sorry is sorry and there's no other way to say it).
LSG: Then, I'm sorry but when does the last train leave? I'm sorry but can you... In that case, I'm really sorry, really really sorry ...
LSGuen: You're sorry again? Give me the phone!
LSG refuses to, with a cute smile and gesture I'm not sure if its just me, but staring at the lousy low quality video on youtube, LSG's eyelashes look really really long and pretty? Haha, his eyes kept attracting me during this part It was like they were screaming 'Look at me!'
Lady: For booking of tickets.. may I know if are you a member?
LSG: I'm not..
LSGuen: I'M A MEMBER! (snatches the phone away) I'm a member of the train company!
LSG: Hold on a minute, sorry, hahaha!
LSGuen: I'm from the 1N2D and we are on our way, the person on the phone with you just now was Lee Seung Gi..
Lady: Can you please repeat that again?
LSGeun: Ah, the person on the phone with you just now was Lee Seung Gi.
Lady: Ah! Dear customer, you will need to be a member of the train company and know your card and password. You can't book tickets without membership!
Lady doesn't care if they are lying or not! Can't even be bothered to find out! LOL!
LSGuen: I told her it was Lee Seung Gi on the phone with her and she was like "Ah, he's not a member with us!'
HAHAHA! They then set off to music bank to look for a job.
LSG: Hyungnim, hello! I'm sorry.. You know don't you? I'm on 1N2D now... we are falling behind with our progress, so are there part time jobs or anything like that for us? Or I could do a prerecorded performance today, so can we get paid in advance? (HAHAHA. he only sees money now doesn't he?)
PD: Advance pay for your performance? Where on earth do we have advanced payment here!
LSGuen: If not then is there anything we can do?
[if they get another 20,000won, it will be enough for the train fees to namwon...]
[a while later]
[the mop makes its appearance]
LSG: Where, where?
[the two people with the part time job they requested for]
[its starting / from mopping the floor!]
flash to the family of four having fun, then back to the two guys at music team.
[meanwhile Seung Gi of the behind-in-progress team]
Backstage crew: Seung Gi ssi, please tell Wondergirls to be on standby.
[this time he's attending to Wondergirls (juniors)]----> love their sense of humour. they actually put a little icon saying wondergirls are his juniors. LOL!
LSG: Its so embarrassing, really! (knocks) Wondergirls please be on standby!
[its mutually embarrassing]
he gets pushed in by LSGuen
LSG: Ah, wait a minute, why (are you doing this)?
[embarrassed Seung Gi] [POK!] --> he hits his head [he doesn't see the camera anymore now]
LSG: Ah, this is really, its going to be so embarrassing on the show! It feels strange, doesn't it?
LSGuen: I'm not really bothered, but for Seung Gi.. because you are a singer on stage...
LOL. he feels really embarrassed.
LSGuen (yawning): Ah, this is so tiring.
[its even more tiring than Baekdusan...]
then its time for all the funny captions, with LSG's 동경 playing in the background.
[finally] [Seung Gi sits on the floor]
enter the song lyrics, with the image of KHD and the others on the car. 'will you remember this day?' 'will you think of my name?'
Staff: Ah, Seung Gi you are suffering~
LSG: Ah.. don't just look at the (bright lights of) the stage... the work behind the scene is no joke!
[sad plight] [embarrassment]
enter tablo, who's close to Seung Gi. Tablo gives him a totally baffled look, like 'what are you doing on the floor?'Labels: 1박2일
posted by sarangaia || 9:38 AM Thursday, July 24, 2008
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